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Easssy Breezzy Spanish Question: Funny Ideas PLEASE!?

• Hey I need funny and cute ideas for the following: (its a spanish assignment-i have to translate it later i just need ideas) 2 experience in the past that show your interest/experience/dedication to become president (EX: I was the princess of Guatemala) 4 new ideas you will implement once you become president (EX: i will allow chocolate in the bathrooms) Three things you would change if you were president (school only on monday and tuesday) ANY IDEAS ARE GREAT! PLEASE BE APPROPRIATE AND NOT TOO CRAZY!

• Answer:

  2 experience in the past that show your interest/experience/dedication to become president: -Ever since you were a baby, your daddy saw your potential. Why else would he always call you his "little princess?" -Being the eldest of 18 children, you have that many years of experience in handling brats. Their nickname for you is "Bossy." -You have excellent organizational skills; hence the reason your last nine boyfriends have broken up with you. They say you're too "controlling." 4 new ideas you will implement once you become president - Once a month, you will implement "switcheroo-day." That's the day when all teachers and staff will be the students, and all students will be teachers and staff. - All field trips will be made out-of-state, and instead of riding in buses, RV's will be rented, one per class. - Every Friday is costume day, with themes to be chosen by the president. The first Friday of your reign, the theme will be "royalty," where everyone shall dress up pages and peasants, and you shall dress as a queen. - School hours will be from 10AM-12PM (kids need their sleep, it's important for growth) lunch from 12PM-2PM allowing for children to go home to get a warm, yummy meal. Classes resume from 2PM-3PM. - The school week shall be extended through Saturday. All tests, quizzes and exams will be held on Saturday's. You will proclaim every Saturday to be a holiday. No school.