Can somebody translate this song from portuguese to english please?

Would somebody please translate this song? Italian into English?

• Puorte 'e cazune cu nu stemma arreto... na cuppulella cu 'a visiera aizata... passa scampanianno pe' Tuleto comm'a nu guappo, pe' se fa' guarda'... Tu vuo' fa' ll'americano mericano, mericano... sient'a mme chi t' 'o ffa fa'? tu vuoi vivere alla moda, ma se bevi "whisky and soda" po' te siente 'e disturba'... Tu abball' o' rocchenroll tu giochi a baisiboll... ma e solde p' e' Ccamel chi te li da? la borsetta di mamma!? Tu vuo' fa' ll'americano mericano, mericano... ma si' nato in Italy! sient' a mme: nun ce sta niente 'a fa' ok, napulitan! tu vuo' fa' ll'american tu vuo' fa' ll'american! Come te po' capi' chi te vo' bbene si tu lle parle miezo americano? quanno se fa ll'ammore sott' 'a luna comme te vene 'ncapa 'e di' "I love you"? Tu vuo' fa' ll'americano mericano, mericano...(ecc.)

• Answer:

  Puorte 'and cazune cu nu coat of arms arreto.. Na cuppulella cu 'to visor aizata.. It goes scampanianno pe' Tuleto comm' to nu guappo, pe' if does' looks at' ... You vuo' does' ll' American mericano, mericano.. Sient' to mme who t' 'or ffa does'? You want to live the fashion, but if drink "whisky and soda" little you siente 'and troubles' ... You abball' or' rocchenroll you play to baisiboll.. But and money p' is Ccamel who you them from? The handbag of mommy!? You vuo' does' ll' American mericano, mericano.. But itself' been born in Italy! Sient' to mme: nun ce nothing is 'to do' ok, napulitan! You vuo' does' ll' american you vuo' does' ll' american! Like little you heads' who you vo' bbene itself you lle the American miezo? Quanno if does ll' ammore sott' 'to veins you subsections moon 'ncapa 'and of' "THE love you"? You vuo' does' ll' American mericano, mericano.