Why URDU speakers not familiar in muslims of Kerala?

Urdu speakers help me out plz!!?

• anyone who speaks urdu plz translate this for me...its important..*warning long* mere jaan baad tum yeh kartay ho woh toh chahti hia no mein nahi aayi k kisi farhaa jus wese he tu meri dushman ho or khabhi batt na karay muhjsay simple or tum kya chahtay ho aray yaar tell me is say pooch lay kasam say mai toh aaj teri tarefain kar raha that wahh khair thi? han yehi bata raha tha isko yeah bakwas kar rahi thi teray baray mai akal iski or mairi teray baray mai kafi batain hooti hain tu kehta hai to mal bata raha that isko wahid rani hai mein aana chor deti houn jiskay sath meri if net friend hai lakin kinda meri help ki usnay do ya 3 bar on dif things ok kahbi jaan mang kar daikh layi achaa jaan bhi dy doonga lifafay mai dal kar no thanx woh tu apne paas rakh meiney kuch kaha tha upper han? no na choor ana kya no bol agar tum kehte ho to nahin koi zarooat nahin kasam se kiya kasam say? yehi nahi aoungi yaar film na ban ab no yaar neah neah acha woh agar jab baat karni hui to offline msg chor dena >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>… I know its long but can you plzzzzzzzz translate this for me its important and I know its broken up urdu but try to figure out what it means thanks!! and 10 points for anyone who answer my promise!!!!!

• Answer:

  mere jaan baad tum yeh kartay ho( my life afterwards u do) woh toh chahti hia (she wants to do) no mein nahi aayi ( no i didnt come) k kisi farhaa ( ok some one farhaa) jus wese he ( just simply) tu meri dushman ho ( ur my enemy) or khabhi batt na karay muhjsay simple ( and never talt to me simple) or tum kya chahtay ho ( and what u want) aray yaar ( what man) tell me is say pooch lay kasam say mai toh aaj teri tarefain kar raha that (ask him/her promise i was talking good things about u) wahh khair thi? ( wow kool) han yehi bata raha tha isko yeah bakwas kar rahi thi teray baray mai akal iski or mairi teray baray mai kafi batain hooti hain( yes i was tell her the same thing but she was talking non sense and passing comments about us) tu kehta hai to ( if ur saying then ok) mal bata raha that isko wahid rani hai ( i was just telling that she is the queen) mein aana chor deti houn ( i will stop coming) jiskay sath meri if net friend hai lakin kinda meri help ki usnay do ya 3 bar on dif things ( with whom my net frind but she help me 2 - 3 times) ok kahbi jaan mang kar daikh layi ( ok if want i will die for u) achaa( ok) jaan bhi dy doonga lifafay mai dal kar ( dear i will give u in a letter) no thanx woh tu apne paas rakh ( no thanks! that u keep it u only) meiney kuch kaha tha upper han? ( did i said any thing above that?) no na choor ana kya no bol agar tum kehte ho to ( what no ? if u say then only) nahin koi zarooat nahin ( no! dont wont) kasam se ( promise) kiya kasam say? (what!! promise?) yehi nahi aoungi ( i wont come) yaar film na ban ab ( dear no film has ban now) no yaar neah neah acha woh agar jab baat karni hui to offline msg chor dena( no dear no no ,ok whan she start talking leave her one off line msg)