Anyone know of any Hitler quotes?

Anyone know quotes? or a place to find them?

• I'm really into writing and quotes and all that stuff so does anyone know some good quotes, they don't have to be by anyone famous. or a place to find quotes? i've been on photobucket, tinypic, flickr, imageshack and some more. thanks. :]

• Answer:

  “When it comes to men, I am like psychotic flypaper." My "knight in shining armor" turned out to be nothing more than a loser in aluminum foil! ~Author Unknown Some people are like slinkies...not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs! ~Author Unknown "All men are liars." - Dana Thomas “Emily: You call that a mistake? Lorelai: Well, I tried to call it Al, but it would only answer to mistake.” - Gilmore Girls I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an escalator temporarily out of order sign, only an escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience. - Mitch Hedber "To a dog, you are family. To a cat, you are staff." ~Author Unknown "I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me." - Dave Berry "Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when i woke up my pillow was gone." - Tommy Copper If you are gonna be two faced….sweetie….at least make one of them pretty. ~Author Unknown Haikus are easy but sometimes they don’t make sense, refrigerator. ~Author Unknown If ever you think of me out of the blue, just remember it's all the kisses I've blown in the air finally catching up with you. Disney gave me unrealistic expectations about men... People are particularly stupid today. I cannot talk to anymore of them. I myself am made entirely of flaws stitched together with good intentions. Do you regret throwing the man through the window? "I regret I was on the first floor" = Charles Barkley Some people come into our lives and quickly go, some stay for a while and leave footprints on our hearts. People change so that you can learn to let go. Things go wrong so that you can appreciate them when they're right. And sometimes, good things fall apart so better things can fall together. -Marilyn Monroe A girl is much more than she seems; not a toy by any means underneath that make-up & hair there's a sign that says; handle with care. Beauty gets the attention. Personality gets the heart. When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile. I am strong because I am weak. I am beautiful because I know my flaws. I am a lover because I am a fighter. I am fearless because I have been afraid. I am wise because I have been foolish and I can laugh because I've known sadness. Girls are NOT complicated. Seriously, how hard is it to say "you're pretty" and give us chocolate? Eventually one of two things will happen. He'll finally realize that you're worth it or you'll finally realize that he isn't. They keep saying the right man will come around. I think a truck hit mine! You can never find the right person if you can never let go of the wrong, but at the same time the moment you feel like letting go, you remember why you held on for so long, sometime you have to forget what you want and remember what you deserve. You wonder why I don't talk to you anymore, and please believe me when I say its not that I don't want to, its just that everything i want to say, i can't tell you anymore. Once upon a time, words never hurt me. Change never killed me. Love never broke me. Fear never shook me, and my hopes never faded away. I never broke down and I was always happy. yeah...ONCE upon a time. True love is when you shed a tear and still want him. It's when he ignores you and you still love him. Its when he loves another but you still smile and say "I'm happy for you." When all you really do is cry...and cry... He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. - Saki Gotta love them...wranger wearin', boot scootin', hat tippin', deer huntin', bull ridin', cowgirl wantin', country lovin', COWBOYS! Valentine's Day...like we really need another day of the year to feel like crap because we're single...thank you effin' hallmark. I'm not saying I'm perfect. In fact, I'm far from it; I'm just saying I'm worth it. You're not friends because you sit together at lunch or talk on the phone or have matching flip flops or you can recite each other's wardrobe. You're best friends because when she smiles, a grin forces itself across your face, no matter whow made you are. When she cries, you instantly feel her pain and want to cry with her. When you look her in the eyes you know there is no one you could ever trust more regardless of how many broken hearts you have had. That is what it means to be best friends <3! ~Author Unknown A friend is someone that helps you when you fall, a best friend is the one laughing their booty off because they tripped you in the first place!! ~Author Unknown "What is a friend? It's a single soul dwelling in two bodies." – Arist