Good quotes for aim profiles!?

IM not A.D.D., its not like im always distrac.....ooh look a kitty!!

In the Army, they teach you to wash your hands after you take a leak. In the Air Force they teach you not to piss on your hands. It is always better to be pissed off than pissed on.

*YOU CAN ALWAYS RETAKE THE CLASS BUT YOU CAN NEVER RELiVE THE PARTY.

"The death of one is a tragedy, but the death of a million is just a statistic."-Joseph Stalin My favorite.

in mine i have.... if people want to hate you for no good reason, let them, because obviously there either insecure, jealous, or simply a b**** and theres nothing you can do but continue to be yourself & have fun -- Paris Hilton (( but you actually right out the ''bad word'' =] ))

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose... let that be a lesson to ya

"Friendship is the only unsinkable ship..." "A friend stabs you in the back, a stranger stabs you in the front, a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke eachother with straws!" Those are my favorite ones!!!! lol

The Magic Of Love Love is like magic And it always will be. For love still remains Life's sweet mystery!! Love works in ways That are wondrous and strange And there's nothing in life That love cannot change!! Love can transform The most commonplace Into beauty and splendor And sweetness and grace. Love is unselfish, Understanding and kind, For it sees with its heart And not with its mind!! Love is the answer That everyone seeks... Love is the language, That every heart speaks. Love can't be bought, It is priceless and free, Love, like pure magic, Is life's sweet mystery!! - Helen Steiner Rice -

Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. -Sydney Smith