What are 50 ways to beat someone in a race?
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Not like a real race. But I'm in ROTC and we are required to beat our squad leader to the table each morning at breakfast. Since we failed to do that one morning, we are now required to make a list of 50 ways to beat him to the table. They can be totally random and stupid, but they all need to be different. Any ideas?
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Answer:
1) Wake up earlier. 2) Reset their alarm for the wrong time. 3) Make him think that someone has to talk to him about something "IMPORTANT" before breakfast, then you go to breakfast. 4) trip him 5) knock him down 6) have someone tell him that breakfast will be held in a different area (like the lawn or picnic area. You go to the right place. 7) Hide his shoes. 8) Take a shortcut. He probably does. 9) Have 2 or 3 people stage a fake fight right in front of him so it blocks him from getting by & he'll have to break it up. 10) Laxative. Someone can make brownies & put X Lax (they are chocolate flavored) in his OMG! He won't be going anywhere soon if he's stuck on the toilet.
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1. throw a banana at their wheel
Metal Head Penguin922
1. wake up earlier 2.hide something he needs to wake up, so he will be slower 3. change the time on his alarm clock 4. tie him to the bed ill think of stuff laterr
ily<3
1. tie him to the bed 2. wake up earlier 3. lock him in his room 4. i'll come up with more later
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