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What is the best way to take stuff from work?

  • So I pretty much hate the company I work for and everyone who works here, the only thing keeping me sane is the ability to take stuff while they're not looking. I've got stuff like pens, MS Office disks and that, but I really need advice as to how to get the bigger stuff out of the building (computers, desks etc.).

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    Hire a moving van on a day the bosses wont be around. Send out an email to all the other employees (preferably not from your own email account)that explaines they will be moving offices, so you will need their help on that day to pack up computers and desks and load it into the van. Act like you also got the same instructions and are just doing what your told, don't be the one organising people. Then send the van to your home address, act like you hurt your back while loading the van and you have to go home, meet the van, unload and your master scheme is a success! until they work out its you and get you fired!

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Well there are 2 main ways of doing this 1) Put chlorine gas into the ventilation system and then when they all die go in and take what you want (this method results in mild reprocussions is caught) 2) Wait until they go out to dinner in a foreign country, Portugal for example, then take what you want as their security will not be very good.

Easy just do this simple trick "snatch and run y'all"

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