10 points to the person that can give me the most absurd example of Business Jargon!?
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I hate lingo, business speak, jargon and other nonsensical language in business and politics. 10 points for the worst examples of business jargon.
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Answer:
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vote for me and I will lead this country into the feuture---Bush
Adam T
Business jargon............We are calling a meeting for the following people in 10 minutes bring all of your belongings .................. otherwise known as a lay off.
Texan
anything that bush ever says http://answers.yahoo.com/question/;_ylt=Apo6eDec4WTzGBwI2HhkHb4jzKIX?qid=20060702075242AAFe7R1
enigma
Thanks in advance. Mr. Owner/Ceo **I hate this one because they should really thank me after I do something*** Don't thank me now thank me later. Oh- BTW. Thanks in advance for the 10 points!!
Cortney & Nathan
The 1 I hate the most is when a Civil Servant declares "Lessons will B learnt ". They've changed it recently & have modified it " we R going 2 re-evaluate the present system 2 C Lessons can B learnt" . Just waffle & nothing changes!
Nutsters-Vex©
BEE- Black economic empowerment i am not kidding this actualy exists i live in South Africa and have to put up with this
Dumb B
My mother once got a job cleaning cars in a showroom and her rather grand job title was "automobile valeting technician".
Shona L
How about "standees" meaning standing passengers on a bus.
john b
#1 what the hec i aint know sorry baby yo girl Sexy Booty
SEXY BOOTY
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