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What can I do for my mom on her birthday?

What can i put on my Mom's homemade birthday card?

  • I am making my soon to be 46 yr. old mom a homemade birthday card. I would have just bought one that said something funny but i know she would appreciate a homemade one more. But i can't think of anything funny to say on it. The first person to say something that makes me laugh and is appropriate enough for a mother's birthday card wins ten points! HURRAY!

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    First, you were a good GIRL, Then, you became a nice KID, You were then a great YOUNG LADY, Later, you grew up to be a fine WOMAN, Now, you're just an old FART !! ahh no i dont want your mom to be mad at you but a lot of the funny b-day poems are about age! lol So many candles So little cake ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ As you get older, you gain knowledge,tolerance and serenity...then your teeth fall out.Happy Birthday, ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~… Another candle on your cake? Well, that's no cause to pout. Be glad that you have strength enough To blow the damn thing out. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ At your age...You've seen it all...you've heard it all...You've done it all.... You just can't remember it all.. aww those are so mean of me!! lol but you gotta admit they are pretty funny righttt?

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tell her i said happy birthday lol.. This is what you should put: Roses are red Violets are blue you are the best mom and I will always love you. You bring joy to my life and even though i hate to admit it, your always right so despite my crazy filled life thanks for being there when things didnt go right.. Here is a card I made especially for you I hope your day is filled with joy on this very special day of year. SO happy birthday, to all the good times we shared happy birthday and always know that your son (YOU) cares Good luck hun <3 im sure she will love it

Crystal

Well if you really love your mom than you should tell her why you appreciate her and tell her that you love her!! What comes from the heart always helps:D

tamara p

My mother always appreciated a good fart joke.

DRATER

just don't remind her shes getting old.

AZN

what if instead of a card or make it poster board size... and do a collage of past family birthdays... of you and your siblings growing up.. I liked the one of using a picture of ur dad but you could do it of both of them... and add sentimental stuff like Tamera said... and since I'm 40... I wouldn't draw point toward her age...lol Tho at 35 I had a cousin tell me I was closer to 40 than 30 now... so guess you could use that if you want, but I wouldn't in card in birthday toast maybe...lol

amyk479

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross roads without having their motives questioned. OR Time flies like the wind, Fruit flies like bananas. (: x

How about: It would have been so much easier to wish you a Happy Birthday if you were on Facebook/MySpace.

Dawn B

just draw a picture of a $500 bill and say i would have given you one of these but im broke.im not sure if thats even funny or not..

MLC :)

mom.. i actually am way to cheap to buy you a card

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