What is and How do you use Quantum Elbowology?

Don't listen to the skptics, what do they know. You know they are all in the pay of BIG PHARMA and BIG HERBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! QE is the applied application of the zero-point energy field in the quantum foam. Applying this field will channel your chakras into realigning themselves with your body's natural energy vibration. This is based on String Theory that shows everything is made of vibrating strings and interacts with the quantum foam at a sub-molecular level. You do need to have a skilled QE practitioner to correctly channel this energy flow because the last thing you want is your chakra energy flows to become entangled.

If the OP is seriously not trolling, think Angelhil just created a monster.

QE is the very latest quantum energy healing modality. It is so new that it is lucky not to have been exploited by alternative medicine scammers who are usually quick to jump on such stuff. Ignore the naysayers; while QE is a new and emerging area of science, it is bound to be misunderstood by those who have no training, education or knowledge in this area (and deliberately by those pushing quack treatments such as multi-vitamins or other such nonsense). Currently, Quantum Elbowology practitioners are being trained in this mysterious art, which takes many years. I'm aware of a few beginning to practise but as they are in such demand, treatment is by invitation only. Edit: Ignore Theresa, if it doesn't come in a package or have a website she thinks it's fake. Quantum Healing is proven 100% as this Dr with a theoretical physics background shows: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uG8pGSxNrZ8 Quantum Energy Healing amplifies a wide spectrum of healing modalities including Chakra Healing: http://www.quantumtouch.com/ The Elbow Chakras are very well known amongst trained chakra healers: "Elbows These chakras, on either side of the elbows, are similar in purpose to the knee chakras. There are very open when a person puts his or her hands together in prayer. In fact, the prayer state-bent knees, palms together (bent elbows), and lowered head-opens the devotional chakra and allows great openness to higher, more spiritual realms. The body joins in the prayer with its energy, enhancing the spiritual connection. Blocked elbow chakras lead to great selfcenteredness." http://sourceoforigin.com/kundalini/chakras-and-aura/extra-info-about-chakras/ Maybe Theresa's elbow chakras are blocked?

Oh now Rhianna, I'm going to have to disagree..... This explains why there is so much negativity regarding Quantum Elbowology (QE). As you can see, much of it is due to misunderstandings regarding the mysterious process. http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100526024441AAgrsJx

Ha ha. Look at this, you have nearly all the masters of QE in one spot. You wouldn't even know it, would you? That one of the beautiful aspects of QE, it can be hidden in plain sight. Being a QE master is difficult, as it requires judicious wisdom, and knowledge of ancient teachings. A sense of humor is an absolute necessity. QE requires an initiation of sorts. After all, you are responsible for balancing the multiplicitous channels of the chakra through out all the limbs and body: not just the spine. This can be challenging. If you open them too much, they can spill on the floor, and it can be a real pain in the butt to clean up. They roll all over, and under everything. Anyone who tell you that QE does not exist, is like a person who tells you there is no such thing as Santa Clause. They are like bullies, who would break your heart because they cannot find QE within their own.

I am sorry JB, but "quantum elbowology" is a big baloney - words coined few months ago by one infamous troll from this site. Only the help of Nature in form of overdose on Vitamins, minerals, certain enzymes and hormones can start the healing process to sick and needy. Anything else - including most of modern Western medicine is just prolonging the pain and suffering.

Fake?! if it was fake would there be a facebook group?? I think not. your just not believing well enough

the drug cultists like to boast of their supposed scientific validity. they are always ready to tell you that they know all that is worth knowing, and their methods are proven beyond question. the problem they have is with results- no results, and bad results, which speak far louder than their words. when confronted with the latest news of drug caused deaths and injuries, they suddenly become silent as they are obviously at a loss for explanations for their failure.

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