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Posted a comment on FaceBook saying "Best Party in 5Years!" Friend read post aloud over the phone. Taken wrong?

• I said that it was the best party at this family's house in 5 years. Great people, great food, great fun & the 'girls' didn't call me "Hitler" (like they have in the past after saying that I think it should be harder to have a kid than it is to own a dog) & even participated in a pleasant conversation! I said that the Birthday Boy wished that "The Parents" were not there to ruin the party he WANTED to have & jokingly referred to him as "The Stoner", A friend read the post aloud to "The Stoner's" MOTHER & obviously added commentary or inflection so that it was all taken as HIGHLY insulting & the mother said that I was "Trying to get her son expelled from school & arrested" despite the fact that a) you have to be 'Friended' to even see the post and b) I didn't mention any names to say WHO anyone was or what I was talking about! c) I DIDN'T MEAN ANY OFFENSE! Since Sunday Night, anyone associated with the family that has access to my FaceBook page has been going over ALL of my posts & dreaming up "Insults" aimed at this woman & her family in every post! Literally... I posted this morning at 7:00am that "I can't do laundry because of the rain & because I feel like sh*t so I'll see if it clears up tonight & I'll go to the Laundromat after my father goes to sleep." My father got THREE PHONE CALLS about "Have you heard what she said about her NOW?" I "Unfriended" anyone that might possibly have a connection to this family because I'm sick of the calls & I sent an email to the guy that started all of this telling him to enjoy Thanksgiving because I'm done dealing with ANYONE from this family if they are going to treat me like this over a FaceBook Post where I say how great of a time I had... My father is upset because he has known these people his whole life and he half BELIEVED the calls saying that since Sunday, ALL I have posted was a direct insult to this woman's family... How on earth can I cope with this? I apologized... I offered to make a WRITTEN APOLOGY LETTER if that is what it takes to bring peace to the situation! But after THREE CALLS A DAY since Sunday about how I am this evil b*tch set on destroying her family, I'm NOT sorry for making a joke, taken out of context or not... This drove me to a panic attack today! People I THOUGHT were more "Family" than "Friends" have created this conspiracy out of posts like "My Sea-Monkeys have started to breed!" and "I'm still sick, my ears won't stop clicking!" and Notes on what I need to do today! These are ADULTS causing the problems! I don't know what to do...

• Answer:

  . There has to be more to this story or that woman is VERY disturbed. Your choice of friends leaves something to be desired if a facebook post can derail a family-like relationship! I think that your first instinct to apologize was correct and that you should at least try to make her understand what you meant vs. what she heard. . You may have no other option than to cut your losses and be glad that you learned about the true character of these people before something truly bad happened. . The poster above me is correct: Don't Feed The Trolls! If these people can find fault in a "I'm doing laundry" post or something about being sick, it just shows that they are Trolls. . People like this are not worth getting worked up about, especially if it has led you to a reaction as severe as an anxiety attack! . If you try to explain and it isn't good enough or if they continue to try and make a scene just for the entertainment of creating such drama then you did all you could do, wash your hands of them and let the Trolls feed on each other.