Son Doesn't Beleive In Bible Because Of Santa?
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Fellow Christians, My 8 year old son found out Santa is fake from a classmate. He cried for a bit but he eventually came to terms with it...but now, when we're in church, and he hears something illogical, he doesn't beleive in it either. I'm trying to convince him that flying sleds are fake, but talking snakes are real. Reindeer with magical glowing noses are fake, but people splitting seas with their hands, is real. A big jolly guy jumping through chimneys all around the world in one night is fake, but another guy feeding a huge group of people with two fish is real. A 6 foot rabbit jumping around our living room leaving candy is fake, but magical angels with horns flying in from the clouds is real. A 6 inch fairy that spinkles glitter under his pillow leaving dollars is fake, but this other guy shoved 2 of every earthly creature on a boat while all earth, is real. It's confusing the youngster. Why can't he separate the logical sensible Bible stuff from the silly myths?
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Answer:
ACK! I'm with the kid...you just confused the hell out of me...my head is still spinning trying to make sense of what saying. Welcome to the wonderful world of Atheistism
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LMAO That was hilarious. Obviously gods stories are real. Just tell him what christians tell their children...The bible is true because it says it is true. That should explain all of his questions.
Born Again Atheist
That's what you get for lying to him.
Vot AnarŠ¶
U could tell him that because of all of the creative things that God did in the bible many people have attempted to make-up stories to top what God has done. U can tell him that Santa & the Tooth Fairy (etc.) are attempts of the world to imitate the wonderful and creative things that God did. Maybe this will help him. U could also have him listen to the song "Here Comes Santa Claus" because in that song even though they are talking about Santa, they give reverance to God...if this won't confuse him.
Overflow
I think your son has more intelligence and analyze more than u do.
Pinky
If only people would read this and realize the truth in it.
Fujoshi
Oh, you're just aching to start a religious battle, aren't you! Good luck......and tell your son Santa is real but I'm keeping him here because I like his package!
Tongue-fu
Ya, how. lmao. I'm with the kid.
Bloodbrat
I am amazed how many people missed your quite obvious sarcasm. Then again, I'm surprised at how many people believe those ridiculous ancient myths. Excellent Post!
Bob B
Very Cute.
Shawn B
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