Is there anything where I can have my wishes come true?

Wishes.. my wish list. HOw do I make them come true? Anything! God, fairies, genies, anything. Please!?

• To lose weight Become extremely rich Get a unibrow - (then get waxed right away, I have terrible eyebrows) Get my nose, belly button, third, fourth & cartiledge pierced. For all my piercings to right away not be infected. Also get a small tattoo with my initals & heart next to it on my stomach. Have a great butt & big boobs. Somehow make my ears smaller (they are HUGE!) Get all scars off my body Have clear skin Have pearl white & straight teeth A smaller nose AND MUCH MUCH MORE! ANY WAYS POSSIBLE TO MAKE THIS COME TRUE?

• Answer:

  Well as far as I can tell, there is no 100% guaranteed way to make all of that happen. Last I had checked there are no genies or fairies. God wants what is best for us, which in many cases is not what is best for us. This is hard to swallow and I am currently being tested in this regard, but my guess is you think having all of this stuff will make you happy. When you were a kid, did you ever have one toy that you had to have and then your life was complete? What happened when you got that toy? You had a lot of immediate happiness and then reality sunk in; it's only a material thing. I know you think this would all be great to have (I want a lot of it on the list, well not the big boobs) but in the end what really matters in life, what you look like or who you are? (wow that sounded really cheesy)