How can I become a dirt biker/motocross?

What would you describe yourself if you were dirt?

• like a story about dirt; and you start your journey as a mound of dirt working your way up to become a sedimentary rock, metamorphic or igneous? On your travels what would you pass; where do you go (in a volcano somewhere or in the earth's crevices). Could someone please help me? Thanks. Please do not write answers that waste my time like is that homework? No it's not homework. Why do you need to know? Because I'm studying about science and I would like to know more about it.

• Answer:

  Alrighty then You are dirt that eroded from a local outcrop of bedrock and for whatever reason, you were deposited in a floodplain, well anyway an extremely wet summer with several hurricanes cane right after a winter with a lot of snowfall which melted to add to the groundwater, anyway this wet summer combined with the heavy snowfall caused the river to rise dramatically and took you downstream all the way to the Atlantic Ocean, where you are deposited on the ocean bottom where you lay for millions of years doing nothing except be a home for deep sea creatures. It is a boring existence, but you are dirt and really don't need much exitement. Over time a cementation process forms you into a silty limestone, You also happen to witness the death of a sea urchin, whose hard parts will eventually be replaced with pyrite to form a beautiful fossil that no one will ever find or care about. Anyway after about 100 million years or so, the sea floor spreads to a point where the oldest oceanic crust (where you happen to lay) becomes too heavy and stars to sink beneath the continental crust where you originally came from, and takes you along with it. The sea floor sinks beneath North America forming a deep sea trench nearby. You sink deep in the earth where you will be heated and pressurized, you dirt gains being warped by the heat and pressure into a new crystalline form, the silty limestone becomes marble with some quartz crystals, and your neighbor the pyritized sea urchin becomes museum quality pyrite crystals, too bad no one will ever find it and put it in a museum. On your way down into the mantle you get so hot you melt and become part of a magma chamber, not too far from the ocean trench you once sank in. Oh yea, the pyrite crystals also melt too and you intermingle with them. Anyway due to various changes in pressure you eventually make to the way of the top of the magma chamber and within a few hundred thousnad years from that you get shot into the sky in a pryclastic flow that kills millions of land creatures living on the eastern seaboard of North America, where you will erode once again starting the cycle all over agian