If they made a live action movie of Yahoo! Answers, who would play the part of you ?

I'd be the one that goes crazy and kills everyone. And then when they ask why I did it I'll give them an answer that will blow their minds. While they're busy giving me thumbs up or down, I will run to Mexico. Then I will write a book called, "If I Answered it."

Steven Seagal........awesomeness included.

The kid who plays Jake on Two and a Half Men. Make the character smarter, a bigger jerk, and change some physical stuff, and you have me. Also, I didn't see Snakes on a Plane, but I have never heard anybody say they didn't like it, so I'm wondering why.

britany murphy.

nicole kidman---probably an old tv show question.

maybe Uma Thurman or the original lady that played Cherry 2000 if she still looks hot. That movie almost 20 years ago, so she probably doesn't look so hot. Maybe Kate Hudson if she can act a little more kinky.

Geddy Lee

The self-supposed "voice of reason", but then, I imagine the casting call for that role would be quite long, as we all imagine ourselves as such. Cute question though. One star coming up.

James Mason. We would all be at a dinner party enjoying the finest food and wine. Because it must be kept clean, the women would keep their clothes on and the men would refrain from foul language. D'oh.