What are your favorite quotes in your favorite movie?

" English Motherf__ka do you speak it ? " " You feel that sting, big boy, huh? That's pride fck'n with ya " BQ - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6csp2fZt2E

Ling whimpering: "you'll never make it. never ever. never ever ever. never make it ever. ever never ever." HAHAHA!! i love that movie! it's from Kung Pow!! "These people need to get to a hospital right away." "A hospital? what is it?" "it's big white building with lots of people in it. But that's not important right now." -Airplane (spoof of airplane movies) FUNNIEST MOVIE EVER!

movies from my childhood: the scene when he comes to life "you stupid *****, you filthy ****, i'll teach you to **** with me!!!!!!!" ~chuckie "you play ball like a GIRRLLL!!!!" (silence) ~the sandlot looking back at the chuckie one, what use to be so scary when i was little is now sooo funny.

"My old man's gonna be back soon and if we're still here he's gonna *expletive* Twinkies." - Suburbia

"Where you come from is gone. Where you thought you were going to weren't never there and where you are, ain't no good unless you can get away from it."- Wise Blood "Everybody's f*cked up, but nobody wants everyone to think they are, but everybody knows they are anyway."- Trees Lounge "It's people like you that are sending this country down the tubes. No sense of pride. No sense of loyalty. No sense of nothing, man."- River's Edge "You're no crazier than the average a*shole out walking around on the streets."- One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest

My all time favorite movie is "Crash" :) -Anthony: No, no, no, take that voodoo-*** thing off of there right now! -Peter: I know you just didn't call St. Christopher voodoo. Man's the patron saint of travelers, dog. -Anthony: You had a conversation with God, huh? What did God say? Go forth, my son, and leave big slobbery suction rings on every dashboard you find? Why the hell do you do that? -Peter: Look at the way your crazy *** drive, then ask me that again BQ:I have 2 :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d08vkNAJunY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbXtZE4KbbM

Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down the pond chasin' bluegills and tommycods. This shark, swallow you whole. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's just too many captains on this island. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing. Well, this is not a boat accident! And it wasn't any propeller; and it wasn't any coral reef; and it wasn't Jack the Ripper! It was a shark. Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte... just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You tell by looking from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know, was our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle like you see in the calendar named "The Battle of Waterloo" and the idea was: shark comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up, down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon, the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us. He swung in low and he saw us... he was a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper. Anyway, he saw us and he come in low and three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and starts to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened... waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb. You're gonna need a bigger boat.

"Get busy living, or get busy dying" - Shawshank Redemption

"Talk to the hand" "F**k you, asshole" Terminator