What are some funny commercial ideas?

I need ideas for a funny commercial!?

• I need to create a funny commercial that runs for about 20 - 30 seconds for my school commerce assignment. The commercial needs to advertise a sausage sizzle that we will be holding as part of our assignment. We are selling gourmet italian sausages and snow cones. PLEASE NOTE: The commercial will be shown in the school assembly, so please keep your ideas clean.

• Answer:

  Okay Henri I'm going to keep it clean with great reluctance. But you did ask politely, so I feel obligated. This is the rough idea and you will need to fix and polish it to make it work. There's a pilgrimage with a number of Italians who suffer from various maladies or ailments. They can be blind, deaf, one-legged, a hunchback. Whatever you think works. They are coming back from the pilgrimage, which failed to cure anyone. They cross paths with a street vendor who just happens to be selling your brand of gourmet Italian sausages and snow cones. The smell is irrestible. They have no money, however. They spent everything on cures. The vendor takes pity on them and gives each your gourmet Itslian sausage. All of a sudden the blind man can see, the mute begins to sing, the one-legged man now has two legs and begins to dance like Fred Astaire grabbing a gorgeous woman passing by as his dance partner. You get the idea. I don't know the name of your brand or how you intend to distinguish it from others. My suggestion is that after everyone is cured you cut to the street vendor who know has angel's wings and is in the sky heading off somewhere. You can end your commercial with a voice over exclaiming that "At brand name Italian sausage, we answer to a higher power." The end. I hope this helps you out. I have to watch the third period of the Hockey East championship game. (BC 3 Maine 1.) Take care! Make me proud of you Henri!!