How can I become a Directv retailer?

If I become a DirecTV or Dish Network retailer, how much commission do I make per sale?

• Answer:

  "serious therapy needed here....perhaps suicide is recommendation best prescribed." Hello again. This is the last time I'll say anything to you, since I've wasted more than enough time with garbage like you already. Recommending suicide? Oh boy, if ever there was grounds for you to get permanently banned from yahoo, that would probably be it. What's the matter? Are you upset that I completely chewed you out in a way that you could never match? Or that I didn't let you have the last word? Oh well, if you didn't want that you shouldn't have responded the way you did. It's nice that you didn't bother to respond to any of the points that I made, instead resorting to a disgusting and pathetic insult. Then again, judging from your questions and answers, it's no doubt beyond your capabilities to write more than a single sentence on any topic, so I don't know why I expected any more. In case you haven't figured it out, I and many other people aren't on Yahoo Answers to educate others or be educated ourselves. It's some cheap entertainment for when one is bored, nothing more. You responded to my insult with another insult, so don't pretend that you're innocent and not deserving of the response that I gave you. And your original question was practically begging for such an answer anyway, and you know that very well. If you insult any group of people, whether they be black, white, chinese, fat, or even *short*, don't be surprised when you get a negative response. So so long, random internet twit. Don't bother responding, because I won't read it. Oh, and thanks for the twenty points. You're very generous to someone who insulted you.