What should I do for my school talent show?

What shall I do for my school talent show?

• I have a school talent show soon (I say soon, I mean months away!) and I'm not sure what to do for it. I don't have any particular talents apart from reading poetry which is really lame! All my friends want to dance but I can't dance or sing or do magic or nay of the usual talent show rubbish! I want to do something different, preferable by myself and maybe funny, but I don't know whether people will laugh at my jokes! And I don't mind signing but it would be really embarrassing if I went out of tune! Please help!

• Answer:

  My friends and I never had any particular talents that were typical to a talent show, so every year the group of us (ten or so) would put on a sort of variety show. We would pick popular songs from that year, and act them out literally, or do spoofs on popular movie scenes, or one year we did a "Year In Review" based on the goings-on in the high school. We were always the very last act because we were everybody's favorite, and it was the only way people would stay until the end. Those were fun times :)