Where do I find a list of professional rules of etiquette?

Were can i find a list of the rules other than urban dictionary?

• when i say rules i mean like rule 34: if it exists, there is a porn of it rule 6: all generalized statements are false rule 12,345: what can go wrong will rule 20: learn the rules rule 30: what has been seen cannot be unseen (often referred too after rule 34 is enforced) example rule 20 and 6 "dude i just found a bunch of noobs" "rule six" "what?" "rule 20!" does anyone know were there is a list of those?

• Answer:

  http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rules+of+the+internet Best and most accurate I've found anywhere. It is delicious list. You must read it.