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Help! I need help thinking of a name for my massage business?

• I need a good name for my massage business. I am opening an office with about 5 rooms and will have employees. For the first couple of months it will stickly be massage but in the future i will do stuff like waxing, yoga, facials, and possibly nails. And maybe other services.(non sexual) The problem is that i dont want to include the word spa because it will not be a spa. I also want it to be 100% Professional name, no cutesy names.So I am using my last name in it and just need a good ending that leaves the door open for other services down the road. So its gonna be something like "loughner massage and...." Thought of "Loughner massage and wellness" but sounds like alot of other businesses around here. I dont want to use my first name because it is a woman's name and sounds pretty young and i dont want people to come because of that reason. I just need something that explains that there is also other things besides massage offered. I already have the tag line "ultimate therapeutic experience" and that is because i wanted the word therapeutic in it to discourage perverts. Any suggestions would be appreciated except sexual ones

• Answer:

  Jane's Massage Parlor, Caption in quotes" We Knead Your A--!"