How to fix my wetsuit?

How do I fix my screwed up body, this is Really important :(?

• Hi, i've just turn 14 and i'm a boy and i really need your help i'm so sorry this is so long, but i can't take this anymore okay first of all how do i fix all my body's problems: 1. I have a hairy back, legs, feet, arms, pubic region and very hairy bum. I have blonde hairs on my stomach and chest that are darkening and i also have got hairs around my nipples, upper lip, sideburns, toes, and belly button. problem is i don't want to be hairy. i've tried shaving and waxing them but waxing just hurts a lot, and shaving feels irritating, uncomfortable, and makes my pubes and legs and my whole body i shave feel very itchy and prickly and i HATE that feeling. i don't want to be hairy, i find body hair to be really gross and disgusting, and i'm not gay it's my personal feeling about that. i don't know how to get rid of all my gross hair. how do i go about removing hair of each of the different parts of my body? i'm serious 2. i sweat so much and i stink a lot too. i can't standle getting drenched in my sticky sweat every 10 seconds and my reeking body that smells like rotten cheese and onions YUCK. I hate BO. I put on roll on deodorant but that doesn't seem to work. i've tried so many normal deodorants. body sprays like axe, i find gross and give me a head ache and smell cheap no offense. i think i need to try something with more strength, because the sweating is just unbearable, just like the smell. 3. I have so much acne everywhere. I have a very pimply face, neck, back, bum cheeks, thighs, very pimply arms and forearms. I pick all my pimples and now i have red burning craters all over my disgusting body and i feel like ****. I hate my body and all it's pimples. I've tried everything. What can I do and what can i use to get rid of all my pimples, acne, oily skin, all over my face. i'm tired of feeling ugly.. 4. i have very dry hands and skin that sometimes it peels and cracks and bleeds and that's really gross. i also have like wrinkly hands and feet which is weird. how do i stop getting so dry, and stop getting such oily skin? and how do i get rid of my liney wrinkling skin. 5. i have very oily hair and a very itchy scalp. my hair is always itchy and oily, when i scratch it all this oily hair falls out with white bits on the end? eew what is that? and when i scratch it, it gets worse, even though it itches like hell. how do i fix my oily hair. i want clean, normal, fresh, hair, not oily, broken, itchy, dandruffy hair. what do i do? 6. i have really ****** up teeth, jawline, bite. 7. i am really short for my age only 153 cms and i am only 48 kgs. 8. i can't run properly and i look pathetic when i do 9. i have dents on my forehead, and on my crown that i always hit my head on by accident :( 10. i'm losing hair, how do i regain my hair, i don't like hair fall. i don't want to be bald when i'm old. do you think there is a way around that? 12. i have really bushy eyebrows, how do i groom them so they aren't so bushy and big and black. i have a semi unibrow. 13. My voice. it's breaking but i don't want it too. i want to sing all my favourite songs but i can't. i don't have a high voice anymore and it's damaging my self esteem. i want to have a very big vocal range so i can talk and sing high or low, and when i talk or shout or yell my voice croaks or goes really high or cracks. I feel too embarrased to talk, so i don't talk at all. i cry when i am made fun of because of my voice. i want to have a sexy voice but also be able to sing high. i want to be a famous singer and i want to fix my voice and get a bigger vocal range and get a high voice and low voice so i can do as i want. now i can't reach any high notes, or talk high, i can only sing or talk very deep but i think if i can i could fix it. 14. my lips are really gross and cracked, how do i fix this 15. is it okay if guy's wear lip balm or chap stik to fix that. is it okay if a boy wears a little concealer to hide his zits? 16. i have gross bitten yucky nails. i want to have nice looking nails. i want to get nice nails and get a manicure but i can't, because boys can't have nice stuff :( i want perfect nails on my feet and toes, my finger and toe nails are really gross. 17. i want to change my hair. i want a new hairstyle and stuff. i hate my black hair colour and my daggy hair cut. what's a good hair cut for a 14 year old boy that wants to have like a fringe. 18. i have murky boring brown eyes. no one likes brown eyes, they're gross. i want to have blue or green eyes, should i get contacts, or do you like brown eyes :). my eyes are like a caramel/honey/chestnut colour brown. 19. i have really sharp crooked teeth. how do i fix them. i want to have movie star straight white perfect teeth, not my disgusting painful ugly teeth, how do i get nice teeth? ple

• Answer:

  Okay first of all calm down. I promise that stressing over it isn't good for your body at all (if you want to grow you should be stress-free!) I understand you're going through a rough phase since your body is changing very suddenly because of teenage hormones, but girls & guys this age experience most of these problems. Relax, you're not alone. 1. Forget about the light colored hairs, shave your privets (I guess). For the rest, I'd recommend waxing because shaving just makes hair rough and darker. You can also consider laser removal but at your age it's not such a great idea and it's expensive. 2. Instead of deodorant (which is to remove odor), try antiperspirant (stops sweat altogether). Shower after doing physical activities and at least once a day (obviously). You can even shower twice a day on hot days. Wear light clothing (preferably cotton). If it's cold outside, wear layers so you can take off top layers if you get hot. 3. See a dermatologist. He'll prescribe good treatments and will pop your pimples properly (it's NOT GOOD to pop them yourself!!!! Gives you scars!). I had a lot of friends with acne and since they started seeing a dermatologist they got really better! Also, don't wash your face with soap, wash it with a proper cleanser for people who have acne. Again, a dermatologist will tell you the best cleanser for your case. 4. Moisturize! Find a good men's body moisturizer, and a separate one for your face (oil-free for acne!) 5. Use special shampoo for oily hair or dandruff shampoo. DON'T itch! It's incredibly tempting but it makes it SO much worse!!! 6. Retainer or braces. I'm about to get my braces off and my teeth are all straight and nice, they used to be really irregular. 7. Eat properly. Get lots of calcium and protein. Guys your age should get about 2400 or more calories a day to grow properly! Also if you want to gain weight gain muscle weight instead of fat weight by exercising regularly. 8. Practice! Do some regular jogging and you'll look good while you're running in no time! Just put some sneakers on and train whenever you can. You may feel silly if you think you look 'pathetic' while running but just choose a lonely road at hours where there aren't lots of people and there you go! 9. There isn't much you can do about that, just try being careful! Try not to bump yourself so often and it should go away. 10. It may have to do with your oily hair problem. I would ask the dermatologist or a good hairdresser. You can even ask a doctor if you think you have a condition. 12. Get them groomed professionally. They usually do it at hair salons. (plucking/waxing/threading are the best options. Shaving them will make them grow back coarse and black). 13. This is completely normal for your age, just wait till it's over. You can always get a voice trainer if you want to feel more confident. Try not to cry when you are made fun of, just tell those assholes "yeah, it's called puberty, but you wouldn't know that". They're really immature IMO... 14. Use lipbalm. There are some unscented ones for guys that are really effective. You can get these at drugstores or convenience stores. 15. As I said above, there are tons of guy chapsticks. I would NOT wear concealer, though. 16. Don't bite your nails. Dip them in lemon juice to make them nice and not yellow-y. Clip them regularly (long nails can be gross and you'll feel like biting them more), and don't worry about it too much because guys in general don't really care about nails (as long as they're clean) and it's not too noticeable. 17. Please don't change your hair color... that'd just be weird. Shaggy and pushed back (not slick) is nice. PLEASE don't get bieber hair cut ew. 18. Oh hell no! Don't get contacts! Brown eyes are cute ;) 19. Try whitening strips, they taste yucky but they're worth it. Plus get braces as I said above. Ok that's all of it. Try not to change too much of yourself! I tried my best to answer everything even tho I'm a girl so it may not be 100% accurate but as I said many of these problems girls have to deal with too! Good luck :)