Why is the skin on my finger tips peeling?

Chapped lips, headaches, skin peeling in different places. What's going on here?

• In the past 2 weeks I have started to have a string of different symptoms pop up. It started out with my finger nails themselves peeling. I just chalked it up to me riding my bicycle a lot and not taking good care of them. Than a few days later my fingers started to peel, starting with my middle finger and than going outwards. It got worse when I took a shower. So than I checked my feet, and starting from the middle toe and working outwards the tips of my toes were peeling. After this I looked at my nails and noticed that there was a horizontal groove in both of my thumbs and they had started to peel from the middle of the nail vs. the outside. Than after all this, I noticed that my arm pit skin was peeling too, it stopped however once it got to the outside of the armpit. I thought it might be a vitamin deficincy so I went and bought some multi vitamins. It's been over a week and nothing has changed. Now, I am getting these really bad headaches that only disappear after I eat. I eat about 4-5x a day. I used to eat m&ms quite often, and now whenever I eat them I start to not feel so good. I only really feel "better" after eating fresh greens/fruit. My lips are starting to get chapped as well now. I am a pretty healthy individual, I don't smoke and I don't drink. I try really hard to eat proper and never eat any fast food. What could be going on here?

• Answer:

  Sounds like Ebola...within a week you'll be dead so get wasted and smoke a lot of crack