What's your favorite female monologue?

Whats a good female villain monologue?

• I'm in a drama and theater class, and we need a monologue from a villain. I've been looking, but all the ones i can find are too short. Thanks for the help.

• Answer:

  This may be too short but here is one from the Little Mermaid that Ursula says: "Yeeeeeees, hurry home, princess. We wouldn't want to miss old Daddy's celebration, now, would we? Huh! Celebration indeed. Bah! In *my* day, we had fantastical feasts when I lived in the palace. And now, look at me - wasted away to practically nothing - banished and exiled and practically starving, while he and his flimsy fish-folk celebrate. Well, I'll give 'em something to celebrate soon enough. Flotsam! Jetsam! I want you to keep an extra close watch on this pretty little daughter of his. She may be the key to Triton's undoing... . " This is also a short one said by Cruela Deville in 101 dalmations: "You beasts! But I'm not beaten yet. You've won the battle, but I'm about to win the wardrobe. My spotty puppy coat is in plain sight and leaving tracks. In a moment I'll have what I came for, while all of you will end up as sausage meat, alone on some sad, plastic plate. Dead and medium red. No friends, no family, no pulse. Just slapped between two buns, smothered in onions, with fries on the side. Cruella De Vil has the last laugh! Hope this helps a little! Finding villain monologues are hard!! Good luck!