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WRESTLING SECTION HERE IS THE 3/10/12 EDITION OF THE LATE SHOW (SECOND EPISODE) PLUS AN INTERVIEW WITH A USER?

• Thank you all for clicking in today. As you can see my show hasn’t been cancelled yet. Despite the great reviews, the show got lesser views than John Cena’s move set (crowd laughs) Did you see Smackdown this week? It started off with a cage match. Did any of you see how long it took Vickie to hit Jack Swagger with the door? It was slower than her digestive system (crowd laughs) Jack was waiting a while to get hit even the announcer’s stopped midsentence waiting for her to hit him with the door. And Drew Mcintyre got his job back. He defeated Hornswoggle, Hornswoggle was just happy he got treated like a regular person for once (crowd boos) wow you all like him too, these are the same people who are complaining the Divas are models. (Crowd laughs) Teddy Long told Aksana not to be scared, these are the same words he told her when she got to see his pe*is. (Crowd laughs) Did you see the attire John was wearing in his match? He couldn’t even move. I guess we know who slept with Kelly this week. (Crowd laughs) Mr. Anderson made his return to the ring this week the A$$h**e had this to say it was tight. (Crowd laughs) Eric Young asked ODB to marry him, and Taz said ODB s going to wear the pants in the family, Triple H contacted Eric Young and told him Stephanie told me to tell you congratulations she says; now you’re going to know how I feel. (Crowd laughs) Top 10 names that won’t be the name of Hulk Hogan’s sex tape 10. 24 inch python’s, 2 inch manhood. 9. Bedtime with grandpa. 8. Hulk’s bulge 7. Tan from behind 6. So good, he needed back surgery 5. Stuff Hulk’s beefcake. 4. Hulk and a Ho-agan 3. N.W.O. no one wants the old. 2. Real Ameri-c*m 1. What you gonna do when Hulkamania’s inside of you Alright folks when we come back a yahoo answerer will answer my questions stick around. Alright folks please welcome my first guess David-Ws-Falcon Welcome. David: Thanks for having me on your show man, it means quite a bit. I know your one half of the champions who are you going to defend them against? David: I don't really know who I'll, I mean, Cam and I will defend the Tag Team Championships against, but we'll take on all challengers. Maybe I and Senor Booker should form a tag team to take the titles from you. (Crowd laughs) Who are your favorite and least favorite wrestlers in WWE and TNA? David: My favorite superstar in WWE is The Miz and in TNA it's Jeff Hardy. I can't really say my least favorites because I like almost every wrestler, but if I have to choose one, it's Alberto Del Rio for WWE and for TNA, Bully Ray What do you think of the wrestling section trools? David: Some of the trolls are funny, while others just get under your skin. The French Canadian Diva supposedly is no longer a troll, but we'll see how long that holds out Are you Team Cena or Team Rock? David: I never thought I'd hear myself say this man, but I'm Team Cena. It was only late last week that I starting giving a damn about this match, for some reason. But the reason I'm Team Cena, is because Cena is always going to be there for WWE, whereas The Rock has left for Hollywood. As someone has stated to me, when Cena was doing filming, he still did stuff for the fans, whilst when The Rock left WWE for Hollywood, he left all the fans, didn't do squat with them. And now he comes back every now and again and this is how most of his speeches go 'Finally, blah blah blah, The Most Electrifying blah blah blah, Trending Worldwide blah blah blah' See what I'm getting at? Yeah I do you’re a PG fan (crowd laughs) You were quoted as saying you like my show but, Senor Booker's is better, care to clarify? David: Look man, I say that Senor Booker's show is currently better, but keep up this audience interaction and you could overtake him in the near future David thanks for being the first guest on my show. David: Thanks for having me on your show; it's been nice talking to you. Likewise, David-Ws-falcon ladies and gentleman. (Crowd cheers) When we come back we’ll start a new segment Welcome to a new segment called censored sayings. In this segment I take some actual quotes from wrestling shows and substitute a word with a foul word that gives it another meaning Teddy long to Laurenitius: “Mr. Laurenitus you wanted to F**k me playa, here I’am. Laurenitus: “yes I did” Teddy: “Johnny why don’t we put our differences to the side”, John: oh now you want to put our differences to the side, when last Monday on Raw, you F****d me in my butt. Now you want to be friends let bygones be bygones? I don’t think so. Teddy: “now that man F****d me and insulted my man hood. He needs to be taught a lesson.” John: “did you see Kane?” Otunga:” yeah he’s one angry M*****F*****.” John: “be a man? Do the right S*** Teddy. Do the right thing and lay down and show the WWE universe who the better D**k

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