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Valentine's card ideas?

Hahaha I need a really perverted poem I can write in my friends valentines day card :) any ideas ?

  • Hahaha so my best friend and I are probably the most perverted girls on the planet haha anyway she has been really upset lately about now having a boyfriend . I found this card at the story and it's pretty funny I need something really perverted to write in it ( I'm going to pretend in the card I'm another guy and make it a joke) I'm going to have it delivered to her at school . Something about a ginger would be funney to put in it ? Any ideas ?

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    Ok, here is some 1. Roses are Red Violets are Blue I was born beautiful What the hell happened to you! 2. Roses are red Sometimes thorny. When I see you I'm horny! 3. Roses are red Tires are Black. Why is your Chest As flat as your Back? 4. Roses are Red So lay on the Grass Cause I'm in the mood For a piece of that ***! THERE ARE MORE AT THIS WEBSITE ----- http://www.soompi.com/forums/topic/236170-roses-are-red-and-whats-next/

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People come and people go, In and out of your life and so, When one shines bright among the rest, And is there when needed, you’re truly blessed. That is how I see you, friend of mine, And why I’m sending this Valentine. By Karl Fuchs

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roses are red vilots a blue im going to sqirt my white goo all over you xoxoxo" all i can think of hah

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