How can I fake a really convincing allergy?

Stupid *** Ensemble Teacher! How to create a fake allergy?

  • Ok, I have little time to explain so I will just sum it up. My ensemble teacher is messed up. She is always mean to me and my own mother, my whole family(including my mum) hates her, and because she doesn't like my mom or my family, she didn't put me in choir. My mom asked why I didn't make it and she didn't give her one valid reason. She said I wasn't there for her class ever, even though I have never missed one day. Anyways, I have tried everything to kiss up to her. I have bought her candy, complimented her, and always respect her. It doesn't work. The last thing I have is to result to pity. My friend is allergic to dust and pollen and when her allergies acted up, her eyes were watering and she kept sneezing and her nose was running. My teacher acted like her mother and tried to take care of her. She does this with ALL kids no matter how much she dislikes them. So, how do I fake a convincing allergy? Not a puffy, rash allergy. One where my nose is running and my eyes are red and I am always sneezing. Thanks!

  • Answer:

    well pepper spray will make your eyes red and watery.. but it will hurt like hell.

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Throw some pepper in your eyes.

Get Burt's Bees chapstick. The minty kind. Put it right below your eyes. (like right below your bottom lashes). It'll burn like hell...but it makes your eyes water and get red. As for the sneezing thing, I'm not sure...fake it? :/

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