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Hoe can i get the british army application form since i reside in kenya and how do i go with the whole process?

• is there a recruitee of the british army in kenya?can i get in touch with them the soonest?

• Answer:

  Well, your best bet is to show them what you are made of, you want to attract their attention. The British army is very selective in who they chose to recruit, they do not want any wimps. My suggestion is to go to your local British embassy, wearing nothing but boots and a smile, just to show them you mean business. I have lived in England for the better part of the last 15 years, and full frontal male nudity is all the rave these days. Be up front and honest about your willingness to engage in homosexual activity (there is a lot of gay people in their military) and do not be discouraged if the recruiter asks you to show him your level of commitment by giving him a happy handie. But do not swallow, not on the first interview anyway. If you need any more advice, please do not hesitate to ask.