How To Get Birth Certificate Over Seas?

So let me get this straight (Obama birth certificate)?

• In 1960, Barack Obama's mother (from Kansas) and father (from Kenya) met in Hawaii, got pregnant, got married, and flew to Kenya. In August 1961, Barack was born in Kenya. Knowing that he would eventually run for President, she sent fake birth announcements to the "local" Hawaii newspaper reporting her son's birth. Eventually, his mother moved back to Hawaii, sneaking in her infant son without a birth certificate (or American passport, since you need a birth certificate to get one of those), got separated from and eventually divorced his father. Then, she, Barack, and the unknown agents from the American government with whom they were in cahoots, spent the remainder of his childhood passing out phony birth certificates -- so he could get an American social security number, be enrolled in schools in Hawaii and Illinois, get a driver's license, get a job, get a marriage license, etc. In short, these phony birth certificates were being passed out like they were candy. And all because they knew before he was born that he would eventually want to run for president so that he could spread his deadbeat father's muslim propaganda throughout the country, taking America down from the inside. Then, once he finally gets elected, and is forced to produce his Hawaiian birth certificate, the White House hires a new forger to create yet another birth certificate, knowing that no one will ever be able to compare it to the dozens of other forgeries floating around. But, an Arizona sheriff runs an investigation and proves that this document IS a forgery, just in time for his lead investigator to release all the findings as a $9.99 ebook on Amazon. Sure, this sounds perfectly logical to me. Right?

• Answer:

  You are Hannity. It sounds just like what you say on tv.