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What is the sensory stimulus?

Is this going to be what happens with the stimulus package?

  • This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format: Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment? " A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers. Q. Where will the government get this money? " A. From taxpayers. Q. So the government is giving me back my own money? " A. Only a smidgen. Q. What is the purpose of this payment? " A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy. Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ? " A. Shut up. Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus check wisely: If you spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China . If you spend it on gasoline, it will go to the Arabs. If you purchase a computer, it will go to India . If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico , Honduras , and Guatemala (unless you buy organic). If you buy a car, it will go to Japan . If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan . And none of it will help the American economy. We need to keep that money here in America . You can keep the money in America by spending it at yard sales, going to a baseball game, or spend it on prostitutes, beer (domestic ONLY), or tattoos, since those are the only businesses still in the US.

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    heard it all before. buy american.

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We need to stop importing foreign crap and we need to kill the "stimulus plan"... Did you see the article about wells fargo?? They accepted a "Bail Out" last fall...and had a 12 day all expense paid junket planed for next weekend in Vegas (which they have since cancelled) ....If a company needed bailing out and they took tax payer money to do it...wouldn't you think that executive bonuses and luxury trips would have been cancelled or never planned in the first place due to having "no money" and being on the "verge of bankruptcy" The Bail Out is BullShiit. ***************************

Too bad our Government isn't smart enough to see the light as you have pointed out.

and I do agree.....

I plan on saving it. The stimulus bill is a good thing because with a trillion extra dollars in the system the economy will get a short term boost (possibly a month tops), and when the economy continues to falter we can either stimulate ourselves into the ground or realize it's not a very smart idea. It's kind of like this: I have a gun to your head, I can pull the trigger any time I want to, or I can take the gun away. But I'm not gonna take the gun away until you convince me I should. Think about it from an 'elite' perspective, it'll start to make sense. In other words, until America stands up and says "no more" I'll keep inflating your dollar until it's worthless.

we are getting the money because China is buying up or debt, which is pretty scary, when you think about what the collateral is

That is a good point I think I'll spend it on tattoos and beer. I didn't think the individual people were getting a stimulus check I thought it was for making more jobs and whatnot. I could be wrong I hear diff. things all the time

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