What's a good objective for a resume?

Whats a good objective for a resume?

• Im trying to apply for a school job in anything except custodian tomorrow please help!!

• Answer:

  When writing a resume it is important to talk about your strengths, and don't be afraid to sound like you're bragging. Bosses want to know what kind of experiences you've had. Talk about all the bitches you've banged and try to exaggerate. They want to know about your character so tell them about the size of your equipment, photographic evidence is VERY helpful. Also, list some of your skills, like fondling young children. When you go in for the interview, try to look interesting, but professional. Wear something that will set you apart from other applicants. The boss won't remember the guy with the shirt and tie, the guy that gets hired is the one that wears a *****. So good luck with the interview :) Follow my advice and I promise you that you will get that custodian job you want!