Can anyone guide me to learn French easily?

Should I work as a tourist guide in Chernobyl?

• Does anyone know of a job that requires -close to- nothing else besides the mere physical presence of Man? I am a 22 year old business student contemplating a gap year for the purpose of reading and writing on my own; I also want to learn how to play violin. In light of my present social status (the epitome of the nadir, really...), financial sustainability is a prerequisite. The latter should, however, be minimized in its consumption of time: I wish to devote the greatest parcel of body and soul towards my principal activities. If need be, I am ready to live with the strict minimum (shelter, water, food) and in social autarchy. Professions I could think of so far include working as a lonely ranger (forest, mountains,...), a cranky bookseller, an 8h/week irresistible city guide, or a teller at a tourism office in Chernobyl. Where and how can I inform myself about such vacancies? My morals and tastes forbid me to abandon myself to the pleasures of prostitution; besides, the man in the mirror tells me I wouldn't match even the most basic standards for admission. If you think I could do without remunerative work, by growing my own food or chasing the rabbits for example, so be it. As long as it remains legal and I don't have to insidiously plow into my bank account. Thank you very much to you all for your invaluable help. Some details about me: male from Brussels, native french speaker (other languages include English, Dutch, Spanish), of humble needs and wants.

• Answer:

  No reason why not, the ghost city's of Chernobyl and Prypiat are safe now so you wont turn into a atomic zombie however because of their reputation the won't be many people applying for the job so you should have a good chance. Note to other posters: he's talking about the city of Chernobyl 15 miles from the power plant which is now open to tourists, not the power plant itself.