How do you clean a dried gourd?

Helping me stop being paranoid about this dried sperm problem?

• i've jacked off many times in the house. The bad thing is i've done it once in my bed and i didn't clean my sheets. Then my family members folded my clothes after laundry and put them on my bed. Since sperm or dried sperm latches onto the clothes, it goes everywhere. I know that it can't get anyone pregnant but im worried about eating it? My family members dont know that so when they touch the clothes and they touch everything in the house, they spread the dried sperm everywhere. Sometimes they touch around house and door knobs with dried sperm on them, they think that their hands are clean so they eat fruits and other stuff with their hand. but they touched the door knob with the dried sperm. its really bothering me and im always trying to make myself think that the seamen didn't get on there but it did. Please any posters. i always get the answer" blah blah you can't get anyone pregnant, wash your hseets blah blah" . I already know that captain obvious. What im trying to say is that it already touched everything in the house, some parts of the dried sperm have already touched all the other things. And when people eat, after touching those thiings, that means they're eating my dried sperm right? That is what i'm trying to get over. And also that would mean if i touched it and then did my hw and stuff and then my friends/teachers at school touched it, that would transfer it to them/ their houses. Anyway anyone could help? Thanks Serious Answers Only Or Report

• Answer:

  Are you still on that? Thought you got over that issue. With a name like "Hgcfgh" I would probably be pretty confused about life too.