What are some funny and cool statuses for facebook and myspace?

Why do girls like your facebook statuses?

• i am an 18 year old guy and alot of people tell me im good looking guy, but when i upload a pic, i only get like 14 likes... but when i update a status, i get around at least 20 - 100's alot of girls like my statuses that i don't even know, i got around 2 thousand and some friends. and its always all girls that like my statuses. never guys. sometimes when i go out girls talk to me first. do they like your statuses because they think your cute or something? if your gonna answer no, then don't even bother to answer, i'll report you. i have a friend who is a girl, and she says she ONLY likes peoples statuses that she thinks are hot. nobody else. there is one girl who always likes my statuses, and i message her and she doesn't reply, i don't know her personally, but why do that?

• Answer:

  At least when i like some boy statuses, is because i felt the words he write or he write something sensible or romantic. Because i like boys that show somehow their feelings. In this cases I click a like.