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Why do people say "There is no Flying Spaghetti Monster", when the FSM is real?

  • To state conclusively that there is no Flying Spaghetti Monster seems illogical. It would require that the one making that statement has searched literally the entire universe and beyond. But nobody has done that, to put that in light, nobody even knows what the deepest part of the ocean looks like entirely. From another point of view, someone may say "Well how can you know the Flying Spaghetti Monster without knowing everything?" Well you don't need to know everything to know the Flying Spaghetti Monster is real, you just need to know the Flying Spaghetti Monster!! Another person might think "Well you're rejecting all these other gods in history so how ignorant are you?" well if you read this again I'm not rejecting anything, but if i know the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the greatest, why waste time with the others? If the Flying Spaghetti Monster wants me to learn something form them, then His will be done! The Flying Spaghetti Monster knit us together in the womb, and we were all born loving. As babies we were all loving, only the unloved and unnatural don't love. Someday we will all see the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and witness and confess His greatness! The Flying Spaghetti Monster loves us all, and he wants us to fellowship with him and break free of this perishing world. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is real, make no mistake.

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    Do they really want to spend all of eternity in FSM Hell with stale beer and stripper's with venereal diseases? I know a lot don't believe in the FSM, because they're mad at him for not stepping in and putting an end to Pirate genocide.

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RAmen, my brother! In the Beginning there was only one Noodle. But they all fought over the Tower of Ragu and now we have many. Egg noodles, rice noodles, spaghetti, fettuccine, lasagna, ziti, macaroni, penne! One day, we all all be united once more under his great noodly appendages! Long Live the Holy Trinity! Noodles, Meatballs, Sauce! In the end of days, the seas will boil (at 350 degrees for 15 minutes) and the skies will rain Parmesan! I hope you are all ready!!!

Kayliana

RAmen, my brother! In the Beginning there was only one Noodle. But they all fought over the Tower of Ragu and now we have many. Egg noodles, rice noodles, spaghetti, fettuccine, lasagna, ziti, macaroni, penne! One day, we all all be united once more under his great noodly appendages! Long Live the Holy Trinity! Noodles, Meatballs, Sauce! In the end of days, the seas will boil (at 350 degrees for 15 minutes) and the skies will rain Parmesan! I hope you are all ready!!!

Kayliana

Do they really want to spend all of eternity in FSM Hell with stale beer and stripper's with venereal diseases? I know a lot don't believe in the FSM, because they're mad at him for not stepping in and putting an end to Pirate genocide.

It's your truth, you prove it.

He is real. He was created and invented and brought into existence.

Rachel R

You need to bring the one true God into your life, the Invisible Pink Unicorn (IPU). We have both science and faith to support our belief in the IPU(pbuh). We know that she's invisible because we can't see her, that's the science part. We know that she is pink because we have faith that she is pink. So there you have it, the one religion with both science and faith. Don't believe it, the IPU will prance upon you with her holy hooves and send you to the underwater realm of the Pink Oyster, which is a terrible place to be!

Hindusufi

The FSM said that in The Last Days There Would Be Scoffers

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I don't know. People are ignorant these days. If they just believe in His Lord Spaghetti then their sins shall be forgiven. "Though Lord Spaghetti shall not deny the need for His Holy Marinara." - Alfredozian 87:6 rAmen.

Erica

You need to bring the one true God into your life, the Invisible Pink Unicorn (IPU). We have both science and faith to support our belief in the IPU(pbuh). We know that she's invisible because we can't see her, that's the science part. We know that she is pink because we have faith that she is pink. So there you have it, the one religion with both science and faith. Don't believe it, the IPU will prance upon you with her holy hooves and send you to the underwater realm of the Pink Oyster, which is a terrible place to be!

Hindusufi

The FSM said that in The Last Days There Would Be Scoffers

Yaks Explain Concepts

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