What is an atheist wedding like?

Religiously speaking, what woulda God-themed wedding be like?

  • Weeks ago I asked a question here in which I wrote about my imminent wedding with my beloved Tim Teboe, and someone answered saying that he didn't want to be invited to a God-themed wedding. I know that the answerer meant to mock Tim or me for being Christian, but it actually made me giggle a little bit as a God-themed wedding is not a bad idea and I thank that user for the idea.. I originally planned a Lion King-themed wedding, but I think I'll change my mind about that. Mufasa is awesome, but he's not my Father or Savior. Plus Tim might like tbis theme better.

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Dead burning goats, Incestuous relationships so the bride and groom would have to be closely related, the room covered with locust, one person of each possible painful earth experience crying in unison, and a person being nailed to a cross.

Eluded Consciousness

WHich of the over three hundred gods created by man would you like to use as a reference? Since they, like your marriage, are simply imaginary you can create what you like. Still no life yet?

Archer

would be full of round eye weirdos talking to jesus. jesus had round eye too.

You round eye. Have pea brain.

Dead burning goats, Incestuous relationships so the bride and groom would have to be closely related, the room covered with locust, one person of each possible painful earth experience crying in unison, and a person being nailed to a cross.

WHich of the over three hundred gods created by man would you like to use as a reference? Since they, like your marriage, are simply imaginary you can create what you like. Still no life yet?

Archer

would be full of round eye weirdos talking to jesus. jesus had round eye too.

You round eye. Have pea brain.

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