Does anybody know cheesy jokes?

What's green and runs around the garden? A hedge My mums a lollipop lady...long thin body, big round sticky head! Why did the thirsty astronaut stare at the keyboard? He was looking for the SPACE bar Why did the fire sink the Eskimo's boat? Because you can't have your Kayak and heat it Why didn't the skeleton go to the halloween party? Because he had No Body to go with Why did the golfer buy two pairs of trousers? Encase he go a hole in one! What are a vampires favourite fruits? Blood Oranges and Neck-tarines! That black beauty, he's a dark horse... Doctor, I've broken my arm in several places....Don't go to those places I bought a box of animal shaped biscuits (animal crackers) It said "Do not eat if the seal is broken" I knew you had a big appitite when you ate two milky ways and an entire galaxy Man goes into a Chip shop with a cod under his arm. "Do you serve fish cakes?" "Yes" "Good its his birthday."

A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and sore. His wife fluttered about him, pleased with the amount of work he had done and anxious to get him to do some more. "Have a nice soak in the bath and I'll bring you a drink," she suggested smiling. "Good idea," says the husband looking forward to being waited on. He's in the bath when she comes in with a nice glass of Scotch which he accepts happily. "If there's anything else you'd like just call," says the wife as she leaves the bathroom. When she got halfway along the landing the husband relaxes completely and lets off an enormous long fart in the bath. A few minutes later, despite it being a very warm Summer's evening, the wife comes in with a fluffy bed warmer "What the heck is that for?" asks the husband snappily. "Oh Darling," says the wife, flustered, "I thought I heard you say, "Whataboutahottawaterbottle."

Yo mama so fat when she weight herself it said to be continued' Yo mama so fat even Jesus can't see her holy ghost you so stupid when you walked on the stairs you thought it was an escalator I will post more BRB i gotta go

Do you want to hear a Pizza Joke? Nevermind...Its to Cheesy.

A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and sore. His wife fluttered about him, pleased with the amount of work he had done and anxious to get him to do some more. "Have a nice soak in the bath and I'll bring you a drink," she suggested smiling. "Good idea," says the husband looking forward to being waited on. He's in the bath when she comes in with a nice glass of Scotch which he accepts happily. "If there's anything else you'd like just call," says the wife as she leaves the bathroom. When she got halfway along the landing the husband relaxes completely and lets off an enormous long fart in the bath. A few minutes later, despite it being a very warm Summer's evening, the wife comes in with a fluffy bed warmer "What the heck is that for?" asks the husband snappily. "Oh Darling," says the wife, flustered, "I thought I heard you say, "Whataboutahottawaterbottle."

Do you want to hear a Pizza Joke? Nevermind...Its to Cheesy.