What do you know about Persian classic music?

People, do you know about countless benefits Persian civilization has brought to the humanity?

• I am just mentioning a few of our achievements: 1- The first writing methods. 2- The first constitution lawas which held the rights for prostituts and homosexuals and pederasts and praised them a lot. Also inter family marriage was considered holy thing to do, men who had not married their sisters/mothers or doughters did not have the right to enter the temples of holy Mithra. 3- The first empire which could conquere its sorrundings. 4- The first Aryan civilization ever. We come from central Asia (the mother lands of Turkic people) 3500 years ago and we are Aryans and our history in Iran is 45000 years old. 5- The first explorers of new continent (America) were Achamenid sailors. 6- The first ancient electrical wiring and power dispatching/ contribution systems. 7- The first water based power plants. 8- The first nuclear heating system (built in Isfahan). 9- The first universities and public schools. 10- The first communism theories, Mani and Mazdak did it, they even ordered the women to be shared! 11- The first Astronauts to Mars were Achamenid Immortals. 12- The first Nehalem were Persian Immortals again. 13- The first known white ethnics were Persians. 14- The first people who invented mathematics and physics and modern biology and medical science. 15- The first ancestors of Germans, they were a group of Persian soldiers who settled by the banks of Danube and all white Europeans are descendants of them. 16- The first reformers of Islam. 17- Hitler was a Persian who got stolen by German Nazis because of his great talents and they were looking for a real pure Aryan. 18- Albert Einstein and Isaac Newton were both descendants of GREAT LORD CYRUS, they were not KHAZARS. 19- The only miracle of third millennia, LORD DOCTOR MAHMOUD AHMADINEJAD is a pure Persian and the symbol of Aryan race in Iran. 20- The only people who let Semitic Jews in their country and from the ancient time until now Jews have had great influence in our country. 21- Only 300 Persian Immortals were enough to conquer whole Greece. 22- A bunch of poorly armed and outnumbered Persian soldiers could defeat Arabian empire and forced Arabs to deer Islam!  23- The only people who could bit Mongolian invaders. 24- Lord Cyrus had Scythians defeated in current Azerbaijan and had their female leader Queen Tamaris raped and beheaded by the banks of Arax river! 25- We captured Rome 3 times. 26- Constantinople was made by Persian architectures. 27- Great Pyramids were made by the hand of Space Persians. 28- The inventors of Phasic mathematics, lasers and so many things were Persian Iranians, not Azeri Iranians, Azeris are not white like us and they are Mongols. 29- We made China what it has become, by buying all their junks for oil, we did it for the god! http://www.250kb.com/u/120319/j/58f4e98a.jpg read about real Islam, i really dont like this one, so who is gonna do us then? http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20120326004839AAmNUBe

• Answer:

  You forgot that they made alcohol!!!!!!!!