For Zen lovers: Q: What does a Zen monk say to a hot dog stand vendor? A: Make me one with everything. Q: What does the vendor say when the monk asks for change for his twenty dollar bill? A: Change comes from within.... Comments? :-)
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i heard the first part of the joke on bicentennial man...what does it mean?
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Ha. Yes, I get it, it got a small chuckle, maybe a small smile, but not much more. Nice joke though.
Inspector Javert
There aren't a lot of Zen jokes that make sense outside of Zen practice. I think that may be the entire list! :)
Stableboy
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