If you had an android, what would you make it do, and what would it call you?

I would make it run on solar power - but then it would have to spend all its time sitting in the sun to power up, so I would have to have another android to do the jobs that the first android should be doing, but it would also run on solar power, so I would need a third android - oh dear.. I need a bigger house for all the androids

I'd send it to mine gold for me. It would address me as Conquistador.

I would have it take care of my yard and the outside of my house. It could call me Mrs. Coffee

I would make it do the housework and call me Sir

I rarely ask people to do my work. I don't like to give my work to others. no matter what it takes, I'll do it by myself. So this guy would probably go lazy and get rust if I were his master:) He can call me Jack...simple:)

I would make it get a job it would be nice to have another income:)

I'll make it fight terrorism.It's would call me Boss Terminator.

I'd make it do all the cleaning and I'd call it Marvin (hitchhickers guide to the galaxy!!!) lol

it would spend most of its time trying to keep my mother out of my house and spend its spare time harrassing traffic wardens and posting videos on youtube