Whats the funnest thing you dog has ever done?

right now!! can even here him panting with it.. hes shagging his new blanket.. thats probably not so funny hes in the years all male dogs gets a bit frisky.. Hes a black lab and its the huge grin on his face while hes shamlessly banging away that always makes me laugh!

farted, and couldnt figure out what had happed

He's an English Bulldog whose favorite (and very expensive) sport is to lock-down on basketballs, soccer balls, volley balls, dodge balls, etc. and pop them instantly ... but a the curvature of a beach ball is to large for him to get a bite on it, so he grabs it, wrestles it, and tries like mad to take a bite out of it, slobbering and snarling like mad, but he just can't do it. Eventually slips away from him and he bounds after it, hurls himself on top of it and bounces off. . He also has his own pet rock - a 15 lbs river rock that he thinks is the highest status item in the world: it's his bone, ball, and baby. Anyone comes over and he has to show it off. He drags/humps it out into the middle of the room and clutches it like Daffy Ducky with the giant pearl, slobbering all over it and daring anyone to take it away from him. You can actually see him thinking, "This is MY rock... it's ALL mine ... and I KNOW you want it ... but you can't have it ... because it's mine!" He's so proud of himself with it.

I once brought him to lake eerie, and we were on the dock. The waves would splash up on it, and he'd run away from the water with his tail between his legs, then when the water went back into the lake, he'd act all tough barking at the water, then it would come splash back up again, making him run away with his tail between his legs again.

My Jack Russel got his head stuck in a Kleenex box once, it was very cute watching him play with it. Everytime we would pull it off his little head he would do it again.

he had a shit in your house

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lick his balls and stuff..and make noises while doing it. like mm..mm..good type noises.

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