Have you heard of any funny jokes that you would like to share with us and make us laugh?

OMG!! read this "how to be annoying" list I almost died laughing when I read it!!! It's so freakin hilarious!!!!! XD http://www.dbooth.net/internerd/annoy.cfm If you don't see the list when the site opens, scroll down

santa clause looks at this little boy and says i know what you want for christmas..tapping in out on the little boys nose santa says t o y s..and the little boy said to santa..no santa i dont want toys for christmas.i have lots of toys at home..and santa looks at the little boy and says..what a little boy that dont want toys for christmas..ahhh i know what you want ..tapping it on the little boys nose.. santa says c a n d y..and the little boy looks up at santa and says..no i dont want candy for christmas santa..i have candy at home..santa looking surprised says..what a little boy that dont want toys or candy for christmas..then what do u want for christmas..santa ask..the little boy takes a look around..pulls santa down by his beard and says in a whisper..i want some pussy and dont tell me you dont have any cuz i smell it on your fingers

A man walks into a bar with an ostrich and a cat. He walks up to the barman and orders pints for all 3 The barman quietly sits and watches as all three drink up their pint. He's shocked to see the ostrich approach him and with a perfectly normal voice requests another round of drinks. The barman watches in patience as the man and the ostrich take turns to buy drinks, noticing the cat isn't buying a round. A few drinks in the barman decides to ask the man what is going on. "I was clearing out my gran's attic after she died and among her pictures of her wild trips I found a lamp" the man explained. "I rubbed this lamp and out popped a genie offering me one wish," The barman enquired what it was he wished for. "A bird with long legs and a tight pussy"

the doctor -i'm sorry, you only got 10 to live. the woman -10What! 10 months, 10 years, 10 days! The doctor - nine