What is the best way to get revenge on an ex? We broke up and now he is acting like a complete jerk. How can I get him back. He is constantly using all of my things I got him to impress his new girlfriend. What can I do? Any creative ideas?

• Answer:

  Have someone he doesn't know call him up and tell him that it's the local clinic calling. His name was provided as someone who has had sexual contact with one of their patients and he should get screened for (choose HIV, Herpes, STD, etc). If he asks who was the patient who reported him, state that the clinic provides complete confidentiality of their patients, and he can expect the same if he wants to be treated there. Here's another. Have someone he doesn't know call him up and ask him if he recently charged two jet skis to his Bank of America Mastercard. If he says no, or that he has never had a Bank of America mastercard, advise him that it's highly probably that his identity has been stolen and that he should consider calling all his creditors and cutting up his credit cards to be safe. I've got more.