If you were to describe yourself for the 'looking for love' /dating part in the paper what would you write? (I dont want to do this just wondering what people would say :) )
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I gotta share this cause it's one of the funniest things I've seen in my life. This is a singles ad from the Rapture Ready website (typos and all): "desire to meet a single, saved heaven bound, marriage minded man. A man who TOTALLY loves God with all of his heart and fellowships with Him. Just knowing about Him is insufficient. A man, whom by character, is gentle, loyal, loving, caring, compassionate, patient, understanding, kind, fun, joyful, humble, content, respectful, trusting, confident (not prideful), spiritually strong and mentally balanced. Who's naturally healthy and believes in healing. A provider, protector, and willing to give his life for me. Will love me as he loves himself and as Christ loves the Church and gave Himself for it. Will receive all of my love and put me first after Christ. One who's financially stable, has good credit and pays his bills on time. Pays tithes and give offerings with great enthusiasm. Will always speak well to me and of me, will honor me, and bathe me with the washing of the water of the Word. Attends and serves in church regularly. Willing to equally submit, coupled with godly compromise in a relationship. Will forgive and forget my mistakes. Will intercede for me. Gentle and very passionate (in marriage only!). This man is my husband. He's looking and, praying for me. He is blessed of the Lord and will obtain favor when he finds me." I'm laying ods that she's still available, in case anyone is interested...
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Damaged in seek of repair.
The Wraith of God is Coming
if i were looking, which I am not Funny, Silly, Splendid and Single. Looking for a handsome man to share my time with *ok that was lame but I tried.
Jane
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