How would you help an orphan?

I need help my grandad is foreign but he was an orphan meaning he doesn't know where he is from How do i go about finding this out?

  • Answer:

    What you need to do is perform a lobotamy on your grandad to determine the mineral content of the brain tissue. Then you compare the results to national averages so that you can determine a rough idea of where he is from

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