How to make an online Generator? What Program?

Following Rahul Gandhi's interview we made a quick and fun answer generator that has gone viral. How do we make it more sophisticated?

• Following Rahul Gandhi's interview we made a quick and fun answer generator that has gone viral. http://www.whatwouldrahulsay.com Seeing that more than a few people appreciate it, we thought we could make it a little more sophisticated. One method is to just add in more answers -- If you have a witty answer you'd like us to add in, just post it here! The other way we could make this better is to program some intelligence into it. We can think of a couple of ways of parsing the question and mapping them to certain answers, or perhaps we could have a Markov-chain-based system.  But there might some other fun way to do it programmatically. If you can think of one, do let us know. Additionally, if you can throw in some cool python code, we might be interested in hiring you. Thanks!

• Answer:

  A few things that could help: Use one of these sort of fonts for the text entry in the text area. <http://vandelaydesign.com/blog/design/thin-fonts/> Have rounded corners with thick borders for the text area box. Preferably in a tone of blue / brown. Add a nice bold font Put this line "What Would Rahul Say?" at an angle, across the page, above the 'rgimage' image Place the answer <div> within some sort of comic cloud