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What was your reaction when your family pundit or parents revealed to you that you are Manglik?

• I hear stories, when cancer or aids patients react, and even gays and eunuchs react when the doctors tell about the medical problem. My question comes from the thousands of unmarried records from indian matrimony websites, who probably crossed their average marriage age and one root reason is they are labelled as Manglik in there profile. Which what i experience is nothing less than labelling them with HIV+ve :D, because Manglikness as per what i know, is a warning, that one of the partner dies after marriage as per http://horoscope.Nosurprise, that the boys and girls labelled as manglik, are treated as if suffering from AIDS or cancer, at the time of marriage proposal conversations. Any Indian, hindu family, no matter, Doctor, Engineer, or any level of educated Indian family, ask for revealing if  manglik or not ?  However unlike, AIDS or cancer, manglikness can be cured either by good amount of dowry ( for females ), or  millionaire in-laws, very high CTC/US or UK visas/MBA, Doctor ,IIT degree etc ( for males ) . So, the worst victims are those who cannot afford money for the cure, and removing the blot of being Manglik nailed on their head. So, how was your reaction, when parents first told you that you are suffering with Manglik Fault / Manglikness or Manglik Dosh as per Hindu Horoscope . Did you feel your life is dark now, and you probably would never be able to find your life partner ?  Ever felt like if you were not a hindu, but any  other religion, you won't be discriminated on such grounds ? And probably then, you too could have lived your married life like every other non-manglik people in India. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Aishwarya Rai ( Mumbai Film Star ) marries a tree to cure manglikness. http://www.hindustantimes.com/news-feed/nm20/ash-to-marry-tree-first/article1-178927.aspx Man marries a bitch to get rid of manglikness.

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  I am confused, was this question asked in Humour or Quora is doomed? Any ways, now that you've asked, the pundit said,'You are a Manglik.' I said,' Okay! Mom, now can I go for God's sake.' and Number of Fucks given that day: ZERO.