Could someone help me with a signature?

Can you pay someone to help you design your signature?

• This is Barack Obama's signature. It just seems too good. see http://www.americanthinker.com/2012/02/barack_obama_in_his_own_hand.html

• Answer:

  Yes.  And I'm sure it's common.  We of course all design our signatures both unconsciously and consciously over the years, and that's why handwriting analysis is valid when done right--because our signature is a caricature of how we want to present ourselves to the world, so of course there are statistical correlations to be had.  I've absolutely always planned on hiring a handwriting analyst who knows Illustrator to help me redesign my signature one day--just to enhance the things I naturally do that connote virtues to those who are paying attention and remove the negative things.  And not just for PR, I also always have the superstition that it would help me self-actualize.  After all, marketing to ourselves is the most important and most overlooked marketing.  So I'd bet you could find someone with a legit expertise, even a masters degree, in handwriting analysis; who is naturally very artsy; who would be willing to spend the time to get to know you; who knows Illustrator; for comparatively not much money per hour. But it's a process, no matter how you go about it.