If you had no money; lived in a shack in the woods 15 miles from any town or business; lacked a vehicle, job, friends, and neighbors; but had the internet, what would you do to survive?

I would place an announcement that I would like to have some instruments to play on. I would describe my situation, then people would give me some, I'm pretty sure of it. Lots of people have plenty of instruments they don't need, and everyone has a need to do something positive, in this case it would be giving it away. I would also like to have some tools to make my life easier, like the lighter etc. I don't know if I would be able to provide food for myself. I would find and keep a homeless dog with me. Maybe we would go together on huntings. Maybe I would try to write a fantastic book. If it was successful, I would build my own home from money I would earn. Why do I think that I could write a successful book? Lots of things may happen with one's mind in wildness. I would also make friends on the internet and ask them for a favour: giving me some long-term lasting food like preserves. I would keep them. If I would have to open them, it would be a failure. With the help of knowledge found on the internet, I hope I could care about my health with plants around me. I would try to live with nature. If I didn't manage it (which would be the case for 99%), I would have to go to the society. Like Robinson Crusoe! It is a very interesting question, thanks ;)