Where can I find jokes about Chuck Norris the programmer?

What if Chuck Norris was a programmer?
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An excellent source of Chuck Norris "the Programmer" jokes is at http://www.codesqueeze.com/the-ultimate-top-25-chuck-norris-the-programmer-jokes/ Example: Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert. All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds. It should, of course, be paired up with an excellent Chuck Norris plugin for Hudson build system:http://wiki.hudson-ci.org/display/HUDSON/ChuckNorris+Plugin

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You could also search for Jeff Dean jokes which are almost in the same vein. http://blog.est.im/post/35696910942 http://news.cs.washington.edu/2012/01/25/astounding-facts-about-googles-most-badass-engineer-jeff-dean/ http://www.slate.com/articles/technology/doers/2013/01/jeff_dean_facts_how_a_google_programmer_became_the_chuck_norris_of_the_internet.html

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"If Chuck Norris Were A Programmer..." http://blog.magicsoftware.com/2011/09/if-chuck-norris-were-programmer.html

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